Soooo…like, everybody always wants to catch a glimpse of a hot girl like me sunbathing nude, right? I’m pretty sure that’s why privacy fences for home pools were invented, LOL! All the little pervs want to catch a glimpse.
But when it comes to naked men, that’s not something most people want to see, especially when they’re bald, pasty, middle-aged, overweight, and suffering from a case of baby dick. Oh, hey, I just described every guy who’s ever called me for humiliation phone sex EVER. Haha!
Of course, the fact that nobody wants to see it makes it even funnier when I make you losers get naked for me. And, yes, you will absolutely be going outside to sunbathe naked by my pool. Hope you remember to put sunscreen on beforehand or that blindingly pale skin of yours is gonna be looking like a lobster before the day’s over.
Don’t think I’ll be joining you in the nude sunbathing, though. You don’t deserve to see me naked. Only REAL men get that honor. And since there’s no way anybody will ever mistake your loser ass for a real man, you’ll never get lucky enough to see me in my birthday suit. Besides, this is CFNM, baby! It’s called Clothed Female, Naked MALE for a reason!
Get your limp-dick ass up here and call me. It’s time for you to put on a show. Hope you like SPH….
Everyone knows that there are lots of guys out there who like anal. You know, as in sticking their cocks in girls’ asses. But it’s a lesser-known fact that there are at least as many guys out there who like having their own asses fucked, too. Believe me, I know of that which I speak.
Even the straightest guys in the world like having my big rubber dick buried deep inside them. They may not go around proudly proclaiming it, but it’s a fact. As soon as they find out that I like strap on sex, they get interested. Then, it’s only a short while before they’re on their knees or up on all fours, taking my cock into one of their holes. It’s kind of inevitable at that point.
In fact, I bet you’re still reading this because you’re curious about strap on phone sex, too. Even if you’ve never done it before, you’re probably currently wondering what it’d be like to be on the receiving end of my favorite dildo. Let me go ahead and put your mind at ease: It’ll be fucking awesome.
If it’s your first time, I’ll give you a little anal training. No sense in making you squeal like a pig unless you really want to, after all.
Then, let’s go from there and see how much you like being the one taking a cock in YOUR ass for a while!
There is something WONDERFUL about a cum eating phone sex call! It adds that extra something to the end of a call — like an expectation.
It can add to an existing fetish like strap on or feminization, or it can totally stand on its own because it is so hot!
So you seriously need to TRY IT if you haven’t yet because it is very hot!!
It is how small?? Well, I am not into small shrimp dicks EXCEPT for one possible scenario – cuckold phone sex. I would love to have a pathetic little man around to push around and use for whatever I want. Fluffing, clean up duty, taking care of my real BF when I feel like some variety – well I can think of all kinds of uses for a pathetic little cuckold – just fucking me won’t ever be one of them.
But maybe I will let you watch a real man fuck me sometime if you do everything else I want, cuck. Does that make your shrimp dick hard? Then some cuckold phone sex with me is in order!!
Haha — you know this is for you!!
I seriously am NOT the need a hug kinda buddy except for you really. I am more the shove cum in your mouth, make you get naked at the ball game or beat off on the plane kinda girl.
BUT — for the person who already knows all that — sure, you of all people get a hug.
The rest of you though — get your asses doing something much more freaky!!
Love slutty little cum suckers — I mean I seriously do. But my FAVES are callers who I have talked to for a while and I know their little hot things and their quirks — hot quirks but we all have unique little things that make us hot!
So when I had calls from B and from A last week — what a treat!!
Cum eating phone sex calls with both of them but so different and both super hot. A never fails to disappoint with his slutty glammed up style and his stories of getting freaky with boys and girls. And two loads shot in his mouth — delicious cum eating phone sex for sure!!!
Let me tell you all about this strap on phone sex experience I had. It started by me asking what my caller K was into — when he said strap on, I was seriously hoping he would have a toy to work himself over with. He was down on his knees sucking my “cock” before he knew it.
Once I told him to get rocking his ass with it, it turned into a hot cum eating, strap on phone sex session as his little slut ass worked his ass until he blew in his face.
Contact me for the hottest strap on phone sex ever!
Had a great call tonight with B who is always so much fun. It was a hot sexy quickie. So quick I am not 100% sure if B had a good dose of cum eating or not. It was a great cum eating phone sex call because we talked about it — but I was so into it — I forgot to ask if he licked it up. I hope he did not disappoint!!
Cum Eating Phone Sex — what can I say — HOT!! Had a great couple of calls the other night. Haven’t been on much because I have just been doing a bunch of personal stuff so it was nice on the one night I was on to get to talk to super tranny loving cum slut B who is FINALLY back getting with trannies. I mean wow — I was starting to feel like a nag — but you know you love it so I am glad that you are back to it because it makes our calls sooooo hot!!
And then I had sexy D for a quickie. What a nice cum eating slut who loves lots and lots of details — like ME!!
All in all a great night of cum eating phone sex with a couple of my faves!!
PS — to sweet B — got your email. Me too!! I want to hear all the details about the skank who wants to be your GF — lol — ya know my opinion on what you should do her and it involves someone getting a cumshot to the face — hahahah — smoooooch!
So to all my cum eating fans emailing me their cum adventures and exploits — my email is a bit fucked so I have been getting emails but my sending works on and off like a drunken whore so expect no replies if you are emailing me.
To the dude who sent me his pics in the middle of the day — interesting to be in class and get those — but I never take calls during the day so hope you called my service and got one of my hot back up chicks.
To B who sent me his update — NOTHING better than you taking my dating advice and USING that bitch — EXCEPT — I would have really liked it if you had cum in her face then blew her off — ahahahhahahhahaha — SMOOOCH — Miss Ya!!